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Student, 15, Arrested For Squirting Hand Sanitizer In Teacher's Diet Coke

agoldberg — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 14:37:32 +0000

The victim, a 69-year-old Florida high school educator, "became physically ill and went to the hospital," according to police.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

jjesselli — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 13:12:15 +0000

Pair up five mug shots with each perp's occupation

Contest entrants have to examine booking photos and align the suspects with their repective jobs, as reported to police.

Man Busted For Craigslist Sex Barter Offer

agoldberg — Thu, 13 Mar 2014 16:01:38 +0000

Cops: Iowan, 37, was hunting for a 16-foot flat-bottom boat trailer

Stan Syring was arrested Monday after he allegedly "offered his services as a partner in a sex act in exchange for a boat trailer," according to investigators.

Boat Trailer For Sex

Zimmermans Sue Roseanne Barr Over Tweet

agoldberg — Wed, 12 Mar 2014 14:52:03 +0000

Gunman's parents claim star sought to incite a "mob"

The parents of George Zimmerman claim that the comedian forced them to flee their home after she posted their address on Twitter.

Zimmerman v. Barr

FBI: Military Contractor Caught Masturbating To Child Porn Inside Car At Colorado Army Base

agoldberg — Tue, 11 Mar 2014 19:12:44 +0000

According to federal investigators, Francis Calar, 53, did not initially notice a military policeman looking at him because he was "intently focused" on an illicit image on his laptop's screen.

Man Headed To Rehab Disrupts JetBlue Flight

agoldberg — Tue, 11 Mar 2014 13:46:28 +0000

Plane diverted after passenger threatens attendant

Orion Koshinsky, 23, who has never served his country, told fellow passengers, "I'm in the military and you can buy me drinks."

In-Flight Drink Demands

FBI: Facebook Selfie Sunk Bank Robbery Suspect

agoldberg — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 16:02:03 +0000

Man, 21, posed with machine gun he showed to teller

Jules "King Romeo" Bahler, who joined Facebook last month, is currently unable to update his status due to his arrest Friday.

Bank Robber Selfies

Reefer Badness: Teen Torched Mom's Clothes After She Refused To Give Him Money To Buy Pot

agoldberg — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 14:03:20 +0000

Meet John Carter.

Want To Be A Millionaire? First, Learn To Spell

jjesselli — Sun, 09 Mar 2014 20:26:43 +0000

Perp won't make Forbes 400, but does make TSG 15

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested weekly. But only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our prestigious weekly review.

Mugs: March 7, 2014

Cops: Florida Family Was Hospitalized After Eating LSD-Laced Steak Bought At Walmart

agoldberg — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 23:00:53 +0000

The four victims suffered hallucinations, dizziness, rapid heart rates, and difficulty breathing after consuming bottom round steak at dinner Monday night in their Tampa home.

Woman Posted Explicit Material Inside Walmart

agoldberg — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 17:34:03 +0000

Suspect targeted worker over affair with husband

Scorned wife Beverly Rolston, 45, was charged yesterday with disorderly conduct for a late-night strafing run at an Ohio store.

Walmart Affair Posters

Hapless Burglar In Viral Video Remains At Large

wbastone — Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:01:40 +0000

350-pound perp was filmed trying to break into market

Somehow, one year after a California man was videotaped being thwarted by his own incompetence, he has not yet been collared.

Market Break-In Fail

Diner Attacked After Refusing Seattle Man's Demand For A Bite Of His Burrito

agoldberg — Thu, 06 Mar 2014 17:12:43 +0000

Mahamed Abdi, 24, is locked up in lieu of $10,000 bail in connection with the unprovoked misdemeanor burrito assault.

Cops: Woman Beat Her Mom With Vibrator

agoldberg — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 20:58:17 +0000

Victim, 60, bloodied by attack in New Mexico home

Cara Claffy, 35, allegedly struck her mother in the head with the electric device during a Sunday confrontation in Albuquerque.

Family Vibrator Assault

Cops: Man Attacked Sister After She Complained About Him "Not Putting The Toilet Seat Down"

wbastone — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 18:37:23 +0000

North Dakotan Thaddeus Morgan, 24, is facing felony and misdemeanor charges in connection with last week's fight with his younger sister.

Saggy Pants Trip Up Escape Attempt By Handcuffed Florida Burglary Suspect

agoldberg — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 16:31:39 +0000

Jordan Bodden's trousers did not cooperate in the 19-year-old's spur-of-the-moment getaway bid.

Woman Offered Sex, $1000 For Fiancé's Murder

agoldberg — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 23:01:38 +0000

Wisconsin mother of three jailed, faces homicide rap

According to cops, Jessica Strom, 33, said the job would be "easy." "I would do it, but I can't, I'd be the first one they'd come after."

Wisconsin Death Trap

Man Tells Cops That His Drone Helicopter Was Stripped Following Florida Crash

agoldberg — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 14:52:24 +0000

This is the new stealing hubcaps off a car.

Pouters, Weepers, Bleeders Among The Busted

jjesselli — Sun, 02 Mar 2014 18:17:56 +0000

Roundup includes man with (bad) eyes on his head

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested weekly. But only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our prestigious mug shot review.

Mugs: February 28, 2014

"Internet Star" Receives Stiff Prison Sentence

agoldberg — Fri, 28 Feb 2014 16:52:31 +0000

Musician swapped illicit images with young fans

Michael Lombardo, 25, will be spending five years in custody following his sentencing for receiving child pornography.

Lombardo Sentenced

Mother, 53, Arrested For Battering Daughter, 25, With Used Diaper

agoldberg — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:04:50 +0000

Christine O'Keefe allegedly threw the diaper at her kin, who was hit in the face by the soiled projectile.

Viewers Complain About Beyonce's Grammy Grinding

wbastone — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 13:57:49 +0000

FCC beefs also cited Katy Perry's satanic tendencies

One aggrieved Floridian wanted to ask Jay Z's spouse "if it's ok if I stick my butt in her childs face like she did mine? Made me sick."

FCC Grammy Letters

"Breaking Bad" Fan Collared In Meth Bust

agoldberg — Wed, 26 Feb 2014 17:33:51 +0000

Man in "Los Pollos Hermanos" t-shirt when nabbed

Daniel Kowalski, 21, is facing felony charges after a search of his Illinois home yielded the "makings of a methamphetamine lab."

"Breaking Bad" Dealer

"Horny" Woman Busted For Cop Proposition

wbastone — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 17:16:01 +0000

Floridian, 58, sought sex after making 911 call

Defendant Maria Montanez-Colon reportedly complained to a "sexy" police officer that, "I haven't been penetrated in years."

911 Sex Phone Call

Cops: Couple Tried To Stiff Taxi Driver After Sex Session In Rear Of Illinois Cab

agoldberg — Mon, 24 Feb 2014 18:32:16 +0000

After watching the pair "perform intercourse in the back of the van," driver Faisal Kokazeh just wanted cops to help get him his $83.

Teacher Faces Ax Over Naked Kids "Having Sex"

wbastone — Mon, 24 Feb 2014 16:12:47 +0000

Kindergarteners, both 5, were found in bathroom

A New Jersey educator is suspended with pay while disciplinary proceedings continue in connection with last year's incident.

Nude Kindergarteners

From Smiles To Sads In Latest Mug Roundup

jjesselli — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 20:03:27 +0000

Pair of boobs front and center in new collection

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our weekly mug shot review.

Mug Shots: 2/21/14

Cops Hunt Suspects Who Battered Man With Icicle During Home Invasion Robbery

agoldberg — Fri, 21 Feb 2014 16:26:37 +0000

Hurry, the evidence is melting!

If The Shoe Sticks, Don't Wear It

wbastone — Thu, 20 Feb 2014 20:59:47 +0000

The security director at an Illinois university has been arrested for public indecency and disorderly conduct after allegedly ejaculating inside the shoe of a female coworker, police report.

Cops: Teacher Made Boy, 10, Clean Urinal

agoldberg — Thu, 20 Feb 2014 15:50:29 +0000

Student's hands were soaked in someone else's pee

Following her arrest, Jennifer King Forshey reportedly told police she "does not see anything wrong with exposing a child to urine."

Student Cleans Urinal

Philadelphia Cops Arrest Man For Series Of Instragram "Prank" Robbery Videos

jjesselli — Thu, 20 Feb 2014 14:11:15 +0000

Locked up on $125,000 bail, Daron Stinson, 21, is facing a variety of felony charges, including aggravated assault, robbery, making terroristic threats, and reckless endangerment.

Virginian Who Sought To Lick Cop's Ass Gets Own Butt Kicked By Appeals Court

wbastone — Wed, 19 Feb 2014 22:23:02 +0000

A Court of Appeals panel has rejected Harry Garfield Chadderton's novel attempt to overturn his conviction for solicitation of prostitution.

Couple Avoids Jail Over Jury Questionnaire

agoldberg — Wed, 19 Feb 2014 16:41:37 +0000

Form was filled with profanity, inappropriate answers

Replying to a "how many children" question, a 23-year-old joker wrote, "none survived the abortions." A judge was not amused.

Foul Jury Questionnaire

Man Busted For Hitting Plow Driver In Head With Shovel During "Snow Rage" Attack

wbastone — Wed, 19 Feb 2014 00:10:20 +0000

Here's what happens these days when you plow some snow onto a neighbor's driveway and front yard.

Pervy Professor Cops Plea In Voyeurism Case

agoldberg — Tue, 18 Feb 2014 16:58:15 +0000

Man used camera pen for upskirt filming

When confronted, Don Samuelson, 65, told cops he was trying to determine whether female Florida students wore undergarments.

Pervy Professor Plea

Woman, 58, Complains To Police That Her Husband, 72, Wants Her To "Hook Up With His Sisters"

wbastone — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 18:58:24 +0000

The South Carolinan told a sheriff's deputy that she "is not like that and wants her sister-in-laws to stop coming to her residence."

Is That A Hashtag Or Are You Just Busted Up?

agoldberg — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 15:47:48 +0000

Arrestee's bloody forehead highlights new roundup

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our weekly mug shot review.

Mugs: Feb. 14, 2014

Cops: Ohio Woman Assaulted Supermarket Worker With Pair Of "Special Cut Filets"

wbastone — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 05:53:23 +0000

Meat Frances Slyman.

Man Charged In Amish Buggy Drive-By Shooting

agoldberg — Wed, 12 Feb 2014 22:39:28 +0000

Horse killed by bullet fired on Pennsylvania roadway

Investigators allege that Timothy Antonio Diggs, 22, shot the animal last November from inside a vehicle as it drove past the buggy.

Amish Buggy Shooter

Naked Woman Goes On Bloody Rampage After Boyfriend Refuses To Have Sex

agoldberg — Wed, 12 Feb 2014 20:35:47 +0000

Ashley Marie Prenovost, 24, was arrested early Monday following a drunken tirade in the Arizona home she shares with her beau and the couple's baby daughter.

Naked Woman Jumps Out Boy's Bedroom Window

agoldberg — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 18:13:14 +0000

Teen's mom interrupted 2 AM romp with 34-year-old

During a police interview, Keri Gonzalez, who had a cast on her foot, gave "information which helped to verify" witness accounts.

Post-Sex Window Jump

Cops: Shot Fired Over Botched McDonald's Order

agoldberg — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 17:29:39 +0000

Woman, 29, busted in latest drive-thru rage incident

Police allege that Shaneka Monique Torres, 29, fired a bullet into the Michigan eatery after complaining her 3 AM order was bungled.

McDonald's Gun Shots

Woman Tells Cops She Was Assaulted After Interrupting Her Husband Having Anal Sex With His Girlfriend

agoldberg — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 15:54:23 +0000

The victim told South Carolina investigators that she walked into a bedroom to find the duo "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex.” It is unclear whether this was all happening simultaneously.

Anybody Who Loves Memos Is Okay In Our Book

jjesselli — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 07:59:44 +0000

Unlike Snowden, perp’s affinity didn't get him busted

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our weekly mug shot review.

Mug Shots: 2/7/14

Jesse Ventura Says He's Hiding From U.S. Drones In Mexico. Well, He Needs To Try Harder.

agoldberg — Fri, 07 Feb 2014 17:49:45 +0000

The conspiracy theorist, 62, splits his time between Minnesota and a beachfront spread on the Baja peninsula's east coast. Both of which can easily be surveilled by America's formidable fleet of unmanned aircraft.

Frat Bro Busted For Urinating On Cop's Head

agoldberg — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:25:08 +0000

Reveler, 19, faces charge for stream of lawlessness

Albany police arrested Noah McCall after he allegedly put a soaking on an officer responding to a raucous 3 AM house party.

Student Urinates On Cop

Girl, 16, Busted On Child Porn Rap For Posting Naked "Selfies" To Twitter

wbastone — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 21:19:43 +0000

When questioned by a cop, the teen reportedly admitted to taking and uploading the photos, which she also sent to "some male acquaintances."

Walmart Flasher Flees After Female Victim Strikes Him In "Exposed Genitals"

agoldberg — Mon, 03 Feb 2014 22:52:33 +0000

California cops describe the perpetrator, of course, as a heavyset, balding 25-year-old white man.

Man's Ear Bitten Off During Super Bowl Party

agoldberg — Mon, 03 Feb 2014 20:28:08 +0000

Cops: Suspect chomped on brother during boozy bash

Fueled by Southern Comfort and Jack Daniel's, the siblings became "aggressive," leaving the victim "permanently disfigured."

Drunk Brother Bites Ear

They’re Not All Big Busts, But We Like These Mugs

jjesselli — Mon, 03 Feb 2014 14:17:44 +0000

Well-endowed female, brick-faced man head roundup

Tens of thousands of Americans are arrested every week. Only a handful of perps merit inclusion in our weekly mug shot review.

Mugs: January 31, 2014